Twin Elm Smokehouse
Brisket, burnt ends, cheesy corn. Buffet line set from the bar end.
- Per head
- $21 to $28
- From
- Newton
- Bar
- Yes, licensed
Listen, my friend. Lantern Rail Barn stands two miles north of Whitewater, Kansas. It was a dairy barn in 1916. I am June Ostrander, and Carl and I rebuilt it, beside the Santa Fe line. We host weddings for up to 220 people. The date board is the truth as of this morning. I write it myself.
Office open today, 10 to 6. Tours by appointment only. On a Saturday there is a wedding in the barn, and you would walk right through it.
| Month | Fri | Sat | Sun | Sat price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | ||||
| October | 0 | 0 | 1 | $7,400 |
| November | 1 | 0 | 2 | $5,600 |
| December | 2 | 1 | 3 | $5,600 |
| 2027 | ||||
| January | 4 | 3 | 5 | $5,600 |
| February | 3 | 1 | 4 | $5,600 |
| March | 2 | 1 | 3 | $5,600 |
| April | 1 | 0 | 3 | $5,600 |
| May | 0 | 0 | 2 | $7,400 |
| June | 1 | 0 | 2 | $7,400 |
| July | 2 | 1 | 3 | $7,400 |
| August | 1 | 0 | 3 | $7,400 |
| September | 0 | 0 | 2 | $7,400 |
| October | 0 | 0 | 1 | $7,400 |
| November | 2 | 2 | 4 | $5,600 |
Every one of these days gets the same barn and the same crew. A Friday costs you only a few guests who leave work early. So hear it again, my friend. Saturdays here go fourteen months out. Fridays are still open.
| Day | Price | Hours | Good to know |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday, May to October | $7,400whole day | 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. | Books 14 months out. Most of 2027 is gone. |
| Saturday, November to April | $5,600whole day | 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. | The barn is heated. The lawn is not, so plan the ceremony inside. |
| Friday | $4,800whole day | 12 p.m. to 11 p.m. | Thursday evening setup included when the barn is free. |
| Sunday | $4,200whole day | 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. | Ends an hour earlier so Carl’s crew can sleep. |
| Monday to Thursday | $2,4006 hours | Your pick | Rehearsal dinners, showers, retirements, up to 120. |
A $1,500 retainer holds your date. Half the balance is due six months out and the rest 30 days before. The $500 damage deposit comes back within a week.
The main floor is 48 by 112 feet. It is the original oak, sanded, not shined. Pick a setup. Slide to your guest count. If it does not fit, the drawing tells you before I do.
At 160 guests: 16 tables of ten in four long rows, a 30 by 24 foot dance floor after dinner, and room for a dessert table by the bar.
We have no kitchen contract. We take no cut of anyone’s bill. These nine have worked the barn. They know where the outlets are. They carry the Kansas licenses and insurance. Choose by what you want to eat.
Brisket, burnt ends, cheesy corn. Buffet line set from the bar end.
Three courses, served. They bring their own warming ovens.
Taco bar with handmade tortillas pressed on site. Guests line up for it.
Fried chicken family style is the one couples ask for twice.
Pulled pork and smoked turkey from a trailer smoker on the lawn.
Steak and salmon duet. The fanciest thing ever served in this barn.
Carne asada on the grill, elote, and an agua fresca table for the kids.
A church kitchen crew from down the road. Lasagna, rolls, pie. Cash or check only.
Licensed bartenders, your alcohol, their liability insurance. Last call 10:30.
Your aunt’s caterer is not on the list? Then we add them. Send me a Kansas food license and a $1 million liability certificate. Pay the $350 kitchen fee. Come out for a walk-through before the date. Two of the nine above started that way.
Better you hear these from me than from a guest. Not one of them has ever cancelled a wedding.
The rail line runs a quarter mile west of the lawn. Most nights a freight comes through, between 8:30 and 9. It blows for the crossing. We cannot move it. Half our couples now plan the sparkler-free send-off for when it passes.
The main floor has air conditioning. The hayloft has four big fans, and that is all. A 1916 roof will not hold the ductwork. In July and August the loft runs warm after 9 p.m.
Decide by noon. Carl’s crew moves 220 chairs from the lawn into the barn in about 25 minutes, then flips the room to dinner during cocktail hour.
Music down at 10:30, lights up at 11, last car out by midnight. That is the county permit, and our neighbours are dairy farmers who milk at 4.
Newton hotels are 15 minutes away. They hold room blocks for us. Wichita and Bel Aire are 30. There is no lodging on the property, and no camping in the lot.
It is a wooden barn, my friend, full of 110-year-old timber. We hand out battery lanterns for the send-off. They photograph better anyway.
“That eight-forty freight has been on time more often than any DJ we’ve had out here. I tell couples to put it on the schedule.”Carl Ostrander, who put the loft floor back in by himself in 2019
A tour takes 45 minutes. I give every one of them myself. They run on weekday evenings, so the lights are on. Pick a slot. The day before, I text you the gate code.
Next two weeks. Crossed-out slots are taken.
Every couple gets one after booking. This one is theirs, for a Friday in April.
$1,500 of $4,800 paid
For 72 hours, once. Then it goes back on the board. Someone else is usually asking about that date the same week.
Yes, as long as a licensed bartender serves it. No self-serve kegs or coolers. Your caterer or a bar service from the list carries the liquor liability insurance, and last call is 10:30.
The main floor, lawn path and restrooms are level and paved from the lot. The hayloft is stairs only. There is no lift. Better I say so now.
On a Friday or Sunday booking, yes, Thursday or Saturday evening 4 to 8 if the barn is free. On a Saturday, setup starts at 10 a.m. that morning, because there is usually a Friday wedding the night before.
Move once, free, up to nine months out, to any open date at that date’s price. Inside nine months the retainer stays with us and the rest moves.